cute boys messaging me»»
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
if u don’t like folie a deux i don’t like folie a yeux
yeux is eyes in French good job
and asshole is english for u
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.
Dita von Teese (via niselle)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?