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mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact



dietchola:

a giant thing of grapes is singing evanescence

inifnityonhigh:

alexfapsgarth:

inifnityonhigh:

if u don’t like folie a deux i don’t like folie a yeux

yeux is eyes in French good job

and asshole is english for u





You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.

Dita von Teese (via niselle)


potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?




(Source: common0courtesy)